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amazingatheist: I hope Peter David is good at describing...

Sat, 28 May 2011 14:05:04 -0400

I hope Peter David is good at describing explosions and bright colors whizzing around at high speeds.

This is,… well, a surprise, for my lack of a bright vocab., but hey!, maybe it’s actually a master piece….

amazingatheist: O, succulent buttroastYou sizzle so fineYour cheeks are so tenderAnd taste so...

Tue, 17 May 2011 16:31:16 -0400

O, succulent buttroast
You sizzle so fine
Your cheeks are so tender
And taste so divine
I watched you in my oven
Go from pale to brown
As the drool from the chef
Patters onto the ground
O, succulent buttroast
So fat and so sweat
It thrills me to know that
My butt is just meat!

"When you remove all fallacies from an argument, you wind up with nothing more than disagreement for..."

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 07:14:11 -0500

“When you remove all fallacies from an argument, you wind up with nothing more than disagreement for the sake of disagreement—which is the truth behind all of our disputes, but it’s a boring truth so it can go fuck itself.”

- (via amazingatheist)

Defying belief.: Popeye's Tragedy

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 07:12:36 -0500

Defying belief.: Popeye's Tragedy :

amazingatheist:

I think that Popeye and Bluto are repressed homosexuals whose true affections are for one another and that their unspoken desires manifest as quarrels over a clearly undesirable woman. They don’t know how to express their raw sexual need for one another—and they live in an age where such…